Drug Dealers vs Software Developers

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Drug dealers Software developers
  • Refer to their clients as “users”.
  • Refer to their clients as “user
  • “The first one’s free!”
  • “Download a free trial version…”
  • Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
  • Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
  • Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”, LSD, K, Meth.
  • Strange jargon: “SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”, CGI.
  • Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  • Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  • Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes.
  • Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
  • Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
  • Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (aka pimps and hustlers).
  • Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
  • DOOM, Quake, Ut, WOW, SimCity, etc. ‘Nuff said.
  • Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
  • Damn!


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