I used to own a cleaning business and i can state that with out a doubt women are the smelliest,dirtiest,un-hygenic animals on the planet.
Thats why they invented purfume not long after God created women.Its Biblical!
Women will spend hours on the face and the clothing only to leave dried chunks to ass hairs
Three Twins on
September 3rd, 2007
The ones about women are sure for true. The don’t wash their hands after anything. I clean a girls’ dorm and a boys’ dorm, and the girls live like animals when no one is looking. They leave their monthly pads in the bed or on the floor, dirty underwear everywhere, and the rooms stink something awful. What pigs.
Andrew on
September 8th, 2007
,,, it’s actually 47% of statistics which are made up on the spot, or is it 82% or 56% ??
Joe on
October 1st, 2007
I have masturbated and not washed my hands. I have even shaken hands with others afterwards.
i have a pubic hair hamburger in my semin driping hand right now … id eat it but i have a coldsore i got from my best man at my weding… my honeymoon was at a pool that contained 100% human urine.. and we slept on a pillow made of insects i breath fart gass out of a tank on the hour every hour and i touch at least 30 penises a day and as far as shaking hands with girls that do what they do and then dont wash there hands…well thats what i live for.
I nearly ate a pubic hair once but luckily I saw that it had masturbate on it. Do you think it was photoshopped ?
ecloaljor on
November 20th, 2008
tff…the coment section is way more funny then the cartoon,tkz alll…i am about ready to pee my pants
Dave on
November 20th, 2008
This is complete BS. None of these “statistics” are even remotely true, and most of them are immeasurable anyway.
I mean, 1 1/2 liters of urine from a swimming pool… in one hour? My ass.
Nick on
November 20th, 2008
It’s actually just 1/12 of a liter. You added an extra one.
1/12 liter of urine per hour… that means assuming you think the pool is 8.3% piss to begin with, a lolstacular assumption, you would have to ingest 1 liter of pool in an hour. unless ur drunk or some kind of baleen whale, i just dont see that happening.
baleen whale on
November 21st, 2008
Are you insulting my traditions!
B on
November 25th, 2008
The insects one is false, as most insects will actively avoid the death-trap that is your mouth. Also, as for the indirectly touching one, once you’ve done this once, everything you touch is technically covered under this.
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Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
I find it funny that you’ll shake hands with more female masturbators than male masturbators, though.
I find it funny that anyone beleives these stats
i am these stats
This is shit of a bull!!!
80% of all statistics are made up.
Most men evidently wash their hands.
(I know I do)
How many burgers do we eat made by people who have just masturbated and never washed their hands?
^ 100%
most of the women work at long john silvers….most of the dudes work at mcdonalds
fact: 911 was an inside job….
everytime i go to long johns i watch the help they stick there hand down there pants and smell to see if it stinks…ewwwww
people at mcdees pick there nose and eat it..my friend works there and they wack off on all big macs
fact: eat at home
Annually you will lick 16 unwashed sphincters.
I used to own a cleaning business and i can state that with out a doubt women are the smelliest,dirtiest,un-hygenic animals on the planet.
Thats why they invented purfume not long after God created women.Its Biblical!
Women will spend hours on the face and the clothing only to leave dried chunks to ass hairs
The ones about women are sure for true. The don’t wash their hands after anything. I clean a girls’ dorm and a boys’ dorm, and the girls live like animals when no one is looking. They leave their monthly pads in the bed or on the floor, dirty underwear everywhere, and the rooms stink something awful. What pigs.
,,, it’s actually 47% of statistics which are made up on the spot, or is it 82% or 56% ??
I have masturbated and not washed my hands. I have even shaken hands with others afterwards.
i masturbate while i shake hands
I masturbate while eating burgers with pubic hair.
…………… bleh i knew my friends were trying to hide something when i eat fast food, but these have to be made up.
i have a pubic hair hamburger in my semin driping hand right now … id eat it but i have a coldsore i got from my best man at my weding… my honeymoon was at a pool that contained 100% human urine.. and we slept on a pillow made of insects i breath fart gass out of a tank on the hour every hour and i touch at least 30 penises a day and as far as shaking hands with girls that do what they do and then dont wash there hands…well thats what i live for.
this thread is funny as fuck
I nearly ate a pubic hair once but luckily I saw that it had masturbate on it. Do you think it was photoshopped ?
tff…the coment section is way more funny then the cartoon,tkz alll…i am about ready to pee my pants
This is complete BS. None of these “statistics” are even remotely true, and most of them are immeasurable anyway.
I mean, 1 1/2 liters of urine from a swimming pool… in one hour? My ass.
It’s actually just 1/12 of a liter. You added an extra one.
1/12 liter of urine per hour… that means assuming you think the pool is 8.3% piss to begin with, a lolstacular assumption, you would have to ingest 1 liter of pool in an hour. unless ur drunk or some kind of baleen whale, i just dont see that happening.
Are you insulting my traditions!
The insects one is false, as most insects will actively avoid the death-trap that is your mouth. Also, as for the indirectly touching one, once you’ve done this once, everything you touch is technically covered under this.
and we wash our hands AFTER going to the toilet?