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I’ve compiled a list of somewhat obvious sites that with a little work can get you some action.

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Theres no denying Facebook can hook people up. Join your cities network and post in public discussions and you’ll have thousands of potential dates at your finger tips. Be careful not to come off as a creep tho as many people who use facebook are reluctant to talk to people they dont know. Your probably more likely to hooking up with someone you knew from elementry or highschool. Id say the coolest thing about facebook so far is that people seem to be who they claim to be.

Known for its ability to sell crap to your neighbors Craigslist also has a slew of people posting horny fantasies and sex invitations in each cities personales section. Its fun to look and exciting to respond but id say beware of ads that sound too good to be true. Craigscreeps could be lurking.

Many people claim to have gotten laid more then once off myspace. Post reveiling pictures of yourself or chat up an intellectual storm and you could be meeting up with a random and possibly heading home together to get it on. Pretty much anyone will let you add them as a friend on myspace, choose your words wisely as everyone is trying to hook up with everyone, the competition is fierce. Beware of bogus accounts. Myspaces mainstream popularity has made it victim to spammers, sex offenders and sucky bands trying to make a buck. As bad as it sounds its still one of the most entertaining sites to get a date.

This is one of the ugliest sites I’ve seen in a while but that doesnt take away from the fact that its it gets people laid. Plenty of Fish specializes in free dating. The clientele is a bit older on this site, id say 30 and up so if youre into milfs or filfs you’ll enjoy yourself. No matter your age or situtation, plenty of fish is a sea of despiration. People of all ages clicking wildly to find someone that meets their special needs.

Just Say Hi sprung up to take on plenty of fish as another free dating site with a much nicer user interface. As with all free dating sites, women cant go wrong where as men need to be careful not to come off as needy or creepy because they already come off as cheap and despirate.

Most people know lavalife as pay for internet dating site. A few years back I was surfing lavalife out of curiousity and came across a few profiles of people I felt I had to meet. Im cheap and didnt want to spend the 20 bucks it costs to join so, I took each persons user name, added @hotmail.com, then added them to my msn list. This may sound extremely desperate and truth be told I was but Im laughing now cuz it actually worked! I ended up going on the best date of my life with a girl I had to meet.

Please post any sites which have gotten you or someone you know a date.

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*Dont play the audio when at work or near English speaking children*.

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These were taken off The Something Awful Forum General Bullshit section. I had a good laugh, figured Id share.

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This site has some nice papers for pretty much any resolution

http://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/index.php?sort=ratings&w=1920&h=1200

Some samples

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This is one bright bug.

No one paid him to hold up that sign either.

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Here are some tricks sure to impress any women.

Be sure to try this first one on your next first date.

This next ones great for impressing the ladies at the office

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If your a celebrity news junkie like some people i know you’ll wanna check this out.

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A way to broaden your celebrity news horizon and discover which celebrity news site is best for you .

Heres the layout.

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These sites pretty much all do the same thing. Report on and make fun of celebrities. Who doesnt enjoy that?

dlisted gets my prize as it seems to update more then the others but they all deserve a look through.

Click the images to visit the sites.

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This picture has been flying around recently.

Ironic, yes but it could be a great ad for fly school.

Similar types of ads have worked wonders for the tobacco and illegal drug industries.

Try your luck at this game ! Is the real thing harder ? You’d hope not.

Get this hunny runny with a variety of techniques and sleazy tactics.

Update: I removed the embeded game cuz the music was annoying. Above is the link to the orginal source of the game.

Use the rub button to rub the right places and the grab button to remove clothing.
Keep an eye on the status bar. If it drops too low she wakes up.

Update: I realize this is a hard game. Heres the video on how to beat it.

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Im writing this because Google recently added 2 great programs for optional downloads in the Google pack.

Spyware Doctor Starter Edition and Norton Security Scan

I hate software that runs in the background. Spyware Doctor Starter Edition and Norton Security Scan are both free and don’t include the components that run background processes which slow down your computer. WIN WIN.

Spyware Doctor is great! I use to download it off torrent sites but I never used all the features and couldn’t update the spyware definitions without reinstalling the program or recracking it. Total pain. The Starter Edition is just the scan engine with full definition updates.

Anyone that uses Norton knows how annoying it is. I hate the realtime protection and firewall. Some people I know cant even uninstall it from their systems. The Norton Security Scan is just the scan engine with full definition updates.

As far as I know these programs are only available through the Google Pack which requires the Google Updater. Unfortunately, the Google Updater runs at startup and in the background after its been installed so I chose I uninstal it after my software was installed. They all still work and update.

Its no secret that Google plans to take over the world. Well at least the internet world. If they keep rolling out the free apps im voting Google in the next election.

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Many people still long for good ol NES. Unfortunatly, many machine have stopped working over the years. Fear no more! This site hosts the top NES games from back in the day.

Heres is a list of my favorites.

Click the name or image to play.

Dr. Mario

Jackal

Contra

Super Mario 3

Tetris

Zelda

Ninja Turtles II

1942

Here is a link to the sites top 10 list, navigate by genre with the tab bar up top.

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Box Head, kill zombies. There are a few different versions. I like this one the best.

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Boxhead.html

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