Break the Ice in Bed

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My favorite pic of the bunch

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Coolest Picture Around

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Click the image above to be impressed.

Let it load, then click the “click here to start” button.

Click your mouse on the image, hold it down, drag up or down.

Use Internet Explorer or Firefox with Flash pluggin installed.

Really trippy stuff.

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C-String… Hotter than a G-String?

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A new type of lingerie on the market is sure to pique some interest among men and women alike.
I like!

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Neat Little Google Trick for Free Music

Copy and paste the above text into a google search text area and replace the “artist or song” with an actual artist or song.

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This worked for most of the mainstream music I tried to find. Also came across a few rare things as well.

Right Click and Save As the music you find.

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Attract Royalty to Your Bar

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Most people have heard about Prince Harry’s night out in Calgary while army training in Canada.

Here are some pics the bartender who made his night. She’ll probably be in playboy soon.

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He was spotted at Calgarys most well known bar Cowboys. Cowboys prides itself on beatiful women and friendly service. Ive lived in Calgary where it is well known that the bar’s owner encourages his staff to get breast augmentation. He goes as far as to split the cost and pay for one breast’s implant leaving it up to the women to pay for the other one. After 6 months of friendly service he pays her back for the second breast. Sneaky stuff.

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http://www.cowboysniteclub.com/2006/

great song plays in the background!

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New Wave in Computing

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G.W Bush’s message to the people

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Facebook Infomercial

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Prank Calling C Span News

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A Must Have for Orgy Guys

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Potty Humor

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Gay Men's RoomSharp ShootingSound of PubicShaving Cream Dispensor?Talk About Bad BreathPisser SisstersNo More Drinking From The TapThis One Pisses BackSpare A Square?High FiveEatShit

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Sites to Get You a Date

I’ve compiled a list of somewhat obvious sites that with a little work can get you some action.

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Theres no denying Facebook can hook people up. Join your cities network and post in public discussions and you’ll have thousands of potential dates at your finger tips. Be careful not to come off as a creep tho as many people who use facebook are reluctant to talk to people they dont know. Your probably more likely to hooking up with someone you knew from elementry or highschool. Id say the coolest thing about facebook so far is that people seem to be who they claim to be.

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Known for its ability to sell crap to your neighbors Craigslist also has a slew of people posting horny fantasies and sex invitations in each cities personales section. Its fun to look and exciting to respond but id say beware of ads that sound too good to be true. Craigscreeps could be lurking.

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Many people claim to have gotten laid more then once off myspace. Post reveiling pictures of yourself or chat up an intellectual storm and you could be meeting up with a random and possibly heading home together to get it on. Pretty much anyone will let you add them as a friend on myspace, choose your words wisely as everyone is trying to hook up with everyone, the competition is fierce. Beware of bogus accounts. Myspaces mainstream popularity has made it victim to spammers, sex offenders and sucky bands trying to make a buck. As bad as it sounds its still one of the most entertaining sites to get a date.

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This is one of the ugliest sites I’ve seen in a while but that doesnt take away from the fact that its it gets people laid. Plenty of Fish specializes in free dating. The clientele is a bit older on this site, id say 30 and up so if youre into milfs or filfs you’ll enjoy yourself. No matter your age or situtation, plenty of fish is a sea of despiration. People of all ages clicking wildly to find someone that meets their special needs.

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Just Say Hi sprung up to take on plenty of fish as another free dating site with a much nicer user interface. As with all free dating sites, women cant go wrong where as men need to be careful not to come off as needy or creepy because they already come off as cheap and despirate.

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Most people know lavalife as pay for internet dating site. A few years back I was surfing lavalife out of curiousity and came across a few profiles of people I felt I had to meet. Im cheap and didnt want to spend the 20 bucks it costs to join so, I took each persons user name, added @hotmail.com, then added them to my msn list. This may sound extremely desperate and truth be told I was but Im laughing now cuz it actually worked! I ended up going on the best date of my life with a girl I had to meet.

Please post any sites which have gotten you or someone you know a date.

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Funny Banned Commercial

*Dont play the audio when at work or near English speaking children*.

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Once Upon Some Porn

These were taken off The Something Awful Forum General Bullshit section. I had a good laugh, figured Id share.

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This Takes Some Guts

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