Beautiful Women With Their Ugly Men

Claudia & David explanation: He’s the “Master of illusion”.

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Pamela & Kid explanation: Bimbos and rockstarts go so well together.

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Christina & Jordan Bratman explanation: She likes monkeys.

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Cathrine & Michael explanation: He used the line “I’d like to father your children”. Shes a sucker. True story.

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Beth Ostrosky & Howard explanation: Blackmail

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Mariah & Mottola explanation: She wanted a music career.

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Padma & Salmon explanation: He must have a beautiful mind.

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Portia & Ellen explanation: Publicity
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In the end “Yes” it is all about money. Or is it?

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‘I can’t imagine anything more boring than classic handsome looks. I prefer no teeth, baldness and piercings to model looks. I like celebs such as Adrien Brody and Mackenzie Crook rather than Brad Pitt. ‘Ugly men try harder. They care more about you and treat you like a princess. Good-looking guys are self-obsessed. That’s not attractive.’ source

Pics via Maxim.com

36 Comments so far

  1. jay on August 25th, 2007

    You should install Firefox. It has a built in spell checker and you’d see how you’re supposed to spell EXPLANATION.

  2. handsomemenrock on August 27th, 2007

    I guess women have to settle since most of the men I see take ugly pills. Ever see a drop dead gorgeous man walking around? Three of four times in a decade here in So Cal if you are lucky. I only mate with amazing looking men. I would never ever consider an ugly man. Shallow? Too bad! I’m also sick of Hollywood casting and shoving so many uglies down our throats in the movies. I won’t watch movies that don’t have drop dead gorgeous men as leading roles. And you are right, I don’t watch many movies. All those tiny little men, give me a break. And Howard Stern? Get Real, that’s enough to make you think sex is a crime. I’d take a prison sentence over sleeping with that! What about that Tom Lika (however you spell it) A big fat disgusting ugly pervert. How do women sleep with all those celebrity creeps? Gross me out! They must all gag! They don’t want me? Good, we are more than even. You women keep giving these disgusting men of your beautiful self and when you are out there in public you can be sure that you look like a total fool. At least if you take them, that’s less the rest of us have to put up with. Wait until you get old and all you have ever had are old fat ugly men. I have taken total advantage of being with amazing looking men during my youth, since I know all the old fat creeps will be there in a few years. I’ll do without then. By the time you are old you’ll never know the joy of being with real men! Good Luck!

  3. ray leigh on August 29th, 2007

    We amazing looking men unfortunately get a little out of shape sometimes. and just happens to be an artist of some sort wins every time believe me.
    I don’t think our shallow friend above would get a look in with a smart man.
    Take a look at http://www.thebaldchemist.com and see a guy who women Q up to be seen with.
    Have fun.

  4. k on August 30th, 2007

    attacking harmless spelling mishaps is a sorry excuse for a response critique…

  5. handsomemenrock on September 1st, 2007

    Dear Ray Leigh
    I admire brains, I just don’t want to sleep with them. They are not a stand alone. My current mate is not only gorgeous but highly successful, plays the piano, guitar, drums and sings! The bald chemist needs some work!

  6. Eyeofthebeholder on September 1st, 2007

    Beautiful women? Where? Do they mean the ones pictured here with huge foreheads, man chins, sunken eyes, plastic surgery and horse teeth. When is the last time you saw a drop dead gorgeous woman walking around? In any part of Ca? All you see are the obese people, men and women, that make up the majority of our society anywhere you go. Most of the women that think they fit into the category of “hot” or “gorgeous” have had more men inside them them than a public restroom. Thank you but I’ll stick with the regular Jane sort of woman. You know, the non shallow, INTELLIGENT type.

  7. xco on September 6th, 2007

    The one with David Copperfield is Claudia, not Michelle…

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  9. Lynn on January 12th, 2008

    Just another double standard. It’s perfectly acceptable for a man to desire a woman simply because she’s a hot piece o’ass, but women are supposed to look “deeper” or focus on personality or bank account. It’s all very insulting, actually.

  10. fifilafoo on February 27th, 2008

    Beth O., enjoy it while Howard can tolerate you. As soon as he sees a blemish on you that doesn’t make him look good, he will dump your skinny ass. He used to refer to girls like you as corn-fed but, in you, he seems to have gone out of his way to pick a super fugly gal with your long head and The Joker mouth. Grinning is not your best look. Try to contain it. I hope you won’t be too mad when he starts really hearing your vapid remarks of high school days and saving pets. You’re lucky, Howard, she’s too stupid to ask for much pallimoney but, we’ll see when the time comes. I’m sure your attorneys have told you that if you break it off, she gets to keep the ring but you can afford not to fight her on that. Keep telling yourself that a childish girl-like woman is in love with an old man. Ugh! Do you not imagine what goes through her mind when she sees your wrinkly body?

  11. Tonia on March 23rd, 2008

    I just ended a relationship with one of the ugliest men…..I am a 5″10 140 lb knockout,legs to my neck….he started off great but everytime I stumbled into bad light or had one teeny zit he was putting me down….HEY you ugly men out there,listen to me,when you start to show your ugly interior that is when you will be kicked to the curb!!!!

  12. sleeknsassy on March 24th, 2008

    What an interesting gal Bethy Wethy is. Gosh, a woman in her mid-thirties still talking about how she loved high school! I imagine so, being surrounded by all those horny toads at that time. She’s a cut above “me fuckie suckie ten dolla” but, christ, that squeaky noise is hard to take and the face is reminiscent of Mr, Ed, the talking horse. By the way, isn’t cattle rustling illegal? That square lantern jaw gives the game away that this is really a tranny, What’s with the witchy, wolfe-like eyes. There’s just something askew with this face and better seen from afar. Sorry, but when you plaster your pictures all over the place, expect people to comment on them. I don’t know you and am just giving an opinion about these ubiquitous pictures.

  13. Tonia on April 8th, 2008

    Its me again…ugly men hate beautiful women and resent the hold we have over them,they pursposefully and methodically set out to destroy our confidence,humiliate us and bring us right down to their ug bug level!!!!

  14. Elizabeth on May 11th, 2008

    It is a terrible double standard, since for centuries, impossibly “beautiful” women seem to be the only ones acceptable enough to be seen, (it’s still happening now with the incessant messages aimed at us to “fight the 7 signs of aging” to get rid of “unsightly wrinkles”, told of the horror of admitting our age unless we are under 30, that we must get rid of “disfiguring blemishes, spots, scars”). We are constantly being told how ugly & repulsive we are unless we are under 30, painted and hot, while ugly, older and imperfect men are frequently out there, championed just for who they are, giving the message that men are still acceptable, funny, lovable even if they are not sexually attractive. Where are the messages telling us that we have other values other than being attractive to men?

    For example, I BET men wouldn’t choose to sit down to a movie with a wide range of ordinary and even ugly or old women with 2 or 3 extremely hot young guys being the only males represented. Would you like that formula ALL the time? I doubt it, so why should we have to put up with it?

    Surely we could be forgiven for getting angry about the unfairness of that. I’m not at all surprised that opinions like the one at the start of this thread exist. It is only the same thing that has been always been expected of women. The only difference is that we have accepted it as reality all these years, when the minute a similar opinion is aimed at you, you don’t like it.

  15. sleeknsassy on May 14th, 2008

    Beth has Mr. Ed’s mouth and her voice has the timbre of Arnold Stang. Beth is not USDA Prime but, never mind, what an insipid, vapid gal she is. This aw shucks corn fed, country, high school gal is going to do a fast one, Howard once she’s got your balls in a vice.
    If this wedding ever comes off, you’re going to see what the real Beth is like. Holding it together all these year’s while waiting like a dog for the master to throw her a bone! How humiliating making you get naked to receive this gift of HIM. I squirm when I read about these two. Baby, you haven’t come a long way. Howard is no sweetheart. Remember how he humiliated his wife to get rid of her? Howard is a complex and spiteful man. Stay away from him.

  16. momza on August 5th, 2008

    It’s a predicatble story, a woman waits around for a man to marry her and he’s thinking how the hell do I extricate myself out of this situation.

    In no way is Beth up to Howard’s intellectual level and as long as she is suitable as a blow up doll, Howard will tolerate her very undistinguished personna.

    I’m wondering who Howard’s domestic attorneys are. It won’t be a difficult case unless Beth gets herself a sharp New York lawyer who is on the same level of Howard’s battery of attorneys. In any case, she be well reimbursed for the eight years of sexual labor she’s put in.

    She will never forgive Howard for denying her the right to have a child or children of her own and Howard knows what women get like when they are denied their natural rights. It cost him half of all he earned to be rid of Alison.

    I don’t think a wedding is going to take place. Howard is too street smart to get tied up in a situation he’s seen many rich men get into before him.

  17. FL on August 24th, 2008

    Men prefer beautiful women; women prefer rich men. That makes the genders equally shallow.

  18. raztis on November 17th, 2008

    first off i wanna say “hansommenrock” your a whore. its women like you that need to be raped by the “the hills have eyes” guy. Second, beautiful women date ugly men my ass. ive seen plenty of above average men with ugly or plump women, i NEVER see beautiful women with 300lb men or unattractive men. if you arent 200lbs or less and average or better then your with large women or nasty women, and if you finally succeed in getting a good looking women, then it rarely lasts because she cheats or leaves you because of everyone telling her how much better she could do, just because of the guys looks. its all crap. yeah hot ladies will date RICH men, because they are shallow, but take money out of the equasion and its back to women being stupidly picky.

  19. oliversykes♥ on June 8th, 2009

    Whats wrong with ellen and porsche?
    they love each other whynot?

  20. O WELL on July 19th, 2009

    My uncle who is short fat(when I was single) had lots of attractive females, that was because of his nice cars and money,he’d didn’t treat them females nice.

    So in such depictions in them females minds.

  21. popsugar on January 14th, 2010

    well beauty is in the eye of the beholder as that old saying goes.these guys mybee ugly to some people but not to thier girlfreinds their is something they like about them. but i can’t stand whiny men or self-obesesed men. i mean all guys bug me just certain ones in particular make me cringe. i agree with lynn about the double standrand. the problem is these so called ‘ugly guys’ go whining to sites like yahoo or awnser bag that women are being mean and shallow to them i’m going to say this to any of these whiny ‘ugly guy that might read this get over yourself every one gets rejected get over it because if your face dos’ent drive people away your whinny ass attudie sure the hell will shut the hell up noone cares

  22. Sara on February 12th, 2010

    oh my god you people are being so shallow and knarrow minded but hell u are mostly americans so im not surprised. Referring to people as ugly how rude and im a beautiful girl who’s engaged to a less attractive man but because he treats me like a princess i cant imagine being with someone else and i see him as the most beautiful man ever. so all you guys get a life cause i really doubt that all you are amazingly beautiful

  23. Mr.Beautiful rich on February 12th, 2010

    Dear Sara,

    Men and women are equally shallow (American or not). American men are just more honest about their shallowness.

    If you are indeed beautiful then its quite obvious that your ugly fiance is rich or enhancing your career in some way. Otherwise you’re not as beautiful as you think you are.

    Sometimes we just wont admit the beautiful truth.
    Good luck to you.

    Mr.Beautiful rich

  24. pfff on March 27th, 2010

    you people may be nice lookin on the outside but my god youre all so ugly

  25. popsugar on May 18th, 2010

    well women are becoming more beautiful and men are becoming uglier and uglierso all mne i know are ugly mean lazy.

  26. popsugar on July 13th, 2010

    sara youn an idot and a hipocrite you come on stereotypeing america when you on an american forum your not as pretty you think you are take silly foreign women

  27. purplecat on November 10th, 2010

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. They have to like something about them if they are with them

  28. Tracy on March 1st, 2011

    Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. When you are truly in love with someone, you REALLY do see them differently than others. And that is a good thing for both.

  29. jucy on August 1st, 2011

    Handsomemenrock you gotta be GAY….

  30. مدونة عرب توب on June 9th, 2012

    Its me again…ugly men hate beautiful women and resent the hold we have over them,they pursposefully and methodically set out to destroy our confidence,humiliate us and bring us right down to their ug bug level!!!!

  31. Søren Sørensen on June 13th, 2012

    To the woman of june 9th, 2012.
    Most men are afraid of exceptionel beautiful women not of pretty girls. Men feel inferior. For that they hate themselves because they do not dare approach those gorgeous woman.
    A man does not have to be handsome like Cary Grant or George Clooney if he has something else. Lets say a ranch in Montana, a billion dollar in the bank or fame. If he has charm, is intelligent a dangerous adventure ha might have a chance. So long Søren. Copenhagen

  32. Søren Sørensen on June 13th, 2012

    To the woman of june 9th, 2012.
    Most men are afraid of exceptionel beautiful women not of pretty girls. Men feel inferior. For that they hate themselves because they do not dare approach those gorgeous woman.
    A man does not have to be handsome like Cary Grant or George Clooney if he has something else. Lets say a ranch in Montana, a billion dollar in the bank or fame. If he has charm, is intelligent a dangerous adventure ha might have a chance. So long. Søren. Copenhagen

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  34. Mark on February 20th, 2013

    beauty is in the eye of the beholder, go figure.

  35. Mary on June 23rd, 2013

    I agree that beauty is only in what a person sees and sometimes someone because good looking when you see what is on the inside, just as others become ugly when you see what is on the inside. That being said some of these men aren’t exactly “ugly” and some of these women aren’t exactly “beautiful” so much as wearing a ton of makeup. I know that many people will disagree with me, but I think that in itself just proves that it’s all a matter of taste. And to have to point out how “ugly” someone is, is really just way to feel better about yourself. Otherwise why would you go through the time to make sure that people knew someone was “ugly” by your standards, if not for insecurity?

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