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Drink Yourself into Shape!

According to a new scientific breakthrough, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol has proven to show similar results to those achieved by doing Yoga.

Here are some images as proof.

Savasana

Balasana

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana

Marjayasana

Halasana

Dolphin

Salambhasana

Ananda Balasana

Malasana

Yelling Man Goat

Make sure you have sound…

Smiling Dog

Happy 420


The Best Way To Watch Porn

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Drug Dealers vs Software Developers

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Drug dealers Software developers
  • Refer to their clients as “users”.
  • Refer to their clients as “user
  • “The first one’s free!”
  • “Download a free trial version…”
  • Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
  • Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
  • Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”, LSD, K, Meth.
  • Strange jargon: “SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”, CGI.
  • Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  • Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  • Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes.
  • Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
  • Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
  • Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (aka pimps and hustlers).
  • Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
  • DOOM, Quake, Ut, WOW, SimCity, etc. ‘Nuff said.
  • Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
  • Damn!


Real Car Spoilers

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